Personal Troller

Troll face

I created an executable that enables you to troll someone by:

  • Showing a dialog message
  • Opening a new tab on for a specific URL
  • Opening and closing the CD/DVD drive several times
  • Shutting down or logging off displaying a message

How to use

  1. Copy the executable (Troller.exe) to your victim’s pc.
  2. Open the executable — it will run silently on the background.
  3. Enjoy.

The executable searches for a Tasks.txt file containing the trolling actions to perform. If it doesn’t exists, the executable will create one with default actions.

Download

You can build the source files to get the latest Troller.exe or download this one ready to use.

How to configure Troller’s tasks

Each line is a command. The syntax is action|parameter. Don’t surround the | separator with spaces.

  • Start by specifying the time to start (BEGIN action) and suspend (END action) the troller.
  • Then specify the time interval between trolling actions (EVERY action).
  • All of these actions receive a time parameter in the format HH:mm:ss.

Trolling actions:

  • MESSAGE shows a dialog message, parameter is the message.
  • OPENURL opens a new tab, parameter is the link to open.
  • DISKDRV opens the disk drive, parameter is the number of times.
  • SHUTDWN shutsdown the computer, parameter is the message to display 15min before.
  • LOGUOFF logs off the user, parameter is the message to display 15min before.

Example:

BEGIN|09:42:57
EVERY|00:19:23
END|17:47:14

OPENURL|http://www.sanger.dk/
OPENURL|http://www.ringingtelephone.com/
OPENURL|http://cachemonet.com/
DISKDRV|1
OPENURL|http://giantbatfarts.com/
OPENURL|http://www.ooooiiii.com/
OPENURL|http://cat-bounce.com/
OPENURL|http://www.iiiiiiii.com/
DISKDRV|3
OPENURL|http://leekspin.com/
OPENURL|http://iamawesome.com/
OPENURL|http://www.nelson-haha.com/
DISKDRV|5
OPENURL|http://www.muchbetterthanthis.com/
OPENURL|http://baconsizzling.com/
DISKDRV|7
OPENURL|http://www.sadtrombone.com/?autoplay=true
MESSAGE|I can't wait for tomorrow :)

Code, Documentation, New features, License

This project is open-source (@GitHub) and licensed under the terms of the MIT License.

Be responsible – this program is for fun, not for harm. Both creator and contributors of this program cannot be held responsible for the consequences of how others use it. If you liked this software, consider making a donation 😀 or contributing with a new trolling action 😛